{"id":1353,"date":"2006-03-11T14:22:36","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T14:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/68ba7cb72d.nxcli.net\/blog\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2006-03-11T14:22:36","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T14:22:36","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-of-stoli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":"A day in the life of Stoli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well usually I wake my daddie up in the morning by standing on his chest or licking his head.  Today I was sleeping and daddie&#8217;s Blackberry started going off early so he went ahead and got up since he was supposed to have a conference call at 9 on his day off.  Since he was up already I took the opportunity to go outside and potty.  When he sat down on the couch in the basement, I tore up the stairs and went back to sleep with mommie till about noon.  I&#8217;m really sick of mommie trying to get up earlier and on a more normal schedule.  i stayed in bed till she started walking down the stairs and I followed.  I went outside to potty again.  While mommie and daddie were sitting on the couch on their laptops checking email and surfing, I decided it was time for a nap so I arranged myself on mom in my usual fashion and went to sleep.  <\/p>\n<p>A couple of hours later we all decided that Chick Filet would be good for lunch so we took a RIDE.  I love rides, they&#8217;re my favorite.  It was 80 today so I got to stick my head out the window.  I&#8217;m thinking it&#8217;s about time to put my harness back on again and retire my collar for now because it&#8217;s hard for mommie and daddie to keep track of me when I&#8217;m hanging out the window.  Daddie ordered me my own 8 piece chicken nuggets and he only ate 1\/2 of one.  They were good but I&#8217;ve had some pretty nasty gas since then.  When we got home I was so hot from the car ride that I was panting and so I napped a little before we all went for a walk.  Now normally I like to walk on the sidewalk or street instead of the grass because I pretend I&#8217;m human but today the asphalt was just too hot on my tootsies.  We took a long walk where people oohed and aahed over me as I pranced down the street.  I pooped when we got home and then took another nap.  <\/p>\n<p>For dinner tonight, mommie and daddie decided they wanted chow mein so I got another ride!  We drove to the &#8216;burg and got some Panda Express.  I drooled on mommie&#8217;s arm till she gave in and let me taste her nasty eggroll.  (I&#8217;ll eat most anything but vegetables, except frozen broccoli it&#8217;s great.)  We got home and I begged still I got some noodles (they&#8217;re my new favorite, I tried pesto for the first time this week).  I&#8217;ve been snoozing since dinner but will probably get a second wind after I go potty again and it&#8217;s time to go to bed.  The last time mommie and I went to the vet she grabbed me a couple of the free toothbrushes and I&#8217;ve been brushing my teeth each night before bed.  Ahhh I&#8217;m so tired from this long day that I&#8217;m sleepy again.  Good night.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well usually I wake my daddie up in the morning by standing on his chest or licking his head. Today I was sleeping and daddie&#8217;s Blackberry started going off early so he went ahead and got up since he was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/?p=1353\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}