{"id":925,"date":"2004-07-15T12:13:43","date_gmt":"2004-07-15T12:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/68ba7cb72d.nxcli.net\/blog\/?p=925"},"modified":"2004-07-15T12:13:43","modified_gmt":"2004-07-15T12:13:43","slug":"cant-touch-this-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/?p=925","title":{"rendered":"Can’t touch this baby."},"content":{"rendered":"

Kelly and I were sitting here and watching “I Love the 90’s” on TiVo and I heard perhaps the greatest line EVER.<\/p>\n

“In a battle between MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice I would have to say Vanilla Ice would win because not only could he “Rock a mic like a Vandal” he could also “Wax a chump like a candle””<\/p>\n

How great is that….. If you got a problem YO I’ll solve em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kelly and I were sitting here and watching “I Love the 90’s” on TiVo and I heard perhaps the greatest line EVER. “In a battle between MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice I would have to say Vanilla Ice would win … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caseyandkelly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}