Well usually I wake my daddie up in the morning by standing on his chest or licking his head. Today I was sleeping and daddie’s Blackberry started going off early so he went ahead and got up since he was supposed to have a conference call at 9 on his day off. Since he was up already I took the opportunity to go outside and potty. When he sat down on the couch in the basement, I tore up the stairs and went back to sleep with mommie till about noon. I’m really sick of mommie trying to get up earlier and on a more normal schedule. i stayed in bed till she started walking down the stairs and I followed. I went outside to potty again. While mommie and daddie were sitting on the couch on their laptops checking email and surfing, I decided it was time for a nap so I arranged myself on mom in my usual fashion and went to sleep.
A couple of hours later we all decided that Chick Filet would be good for lunch so we took a RIDE. I love rides, they’re my favorite. It was 80 today so I got to stick my head out the window. I’m thinking it’s about time to put my harness back on again and retire my collar for now because it’s hard for mommie and daddie to keep track of me when I’m hanging out the window. Daddie ordered me my own 8 piece chicken nuggets and he only ate 1/2 of one. They were good but I’ve had some pretty nasty gas since then. When we got home I was so hot from the car ride that I was panting and so I napped a little before we all went for a walk. Now normally I like to walk on the sidewalk or street instead of the grass because I pretend I’m human but today the asphalt was just too hot on my tootsies. We took a long walk where people oohed and aahed over me as I pranced down the street. I pooped when we got home and then took another nap.
For dinner tonight, mommie and daddie decided they wanted chow mein so I got another ride! We drove to the ‘burg and got some Panda Express. I drooled on mommie’s arm till she gave in and let me taste her nasty eggroll. (I’ll eat most anything but vegetables, except frozen broccoli it’s great.) We got home and I begged still I got some noodles (they’re my new favorite, I tried pesto for the first time this week). I’ve been snoozing since dinner but will probably get a second wind after I go potty again and it’s time to go to bed. The last time mommie and I went to the vet she grabbed me a couple of the free toothbrushes and I’ve been brushing my teeth each night before bed. Ahhh I’m so tired from this long day that I’m sleepy again. Good night.