Dear Neighbor,
While we enjoy that you have a very active social life and that your children have lots of other kids to play with, we also appreciate your restricting parties to normal waking hours. As we were attempting to go to sleep at 11:30 last night we were entertained by the sounds of shrieking, young girls still bouncing on the trampoline in your backyard. As we lay in bed, we prayed each car going down the street would be a cop car ready to have you shut the hell up and call things a night. I understand we don’t have such a boisterous social circle as you do, but please follow our example and keep it quiet after 10pm.
Thanks so much,
Your neighbors with sleep deprivation.